Toy Story (1995)
Jim Varney: Slinky Dog
Woody : [Running towards Buzz in a Mocking sort of Manner] Oh Buzz! Buzz Lightyear! Thank Goodness! We've Got Trouble!
Buzz : Trouble? Trouble where?
Woody : Down there. A helpless toy is trapped, Buzz!
Buzz : On it!
[Buzz jumps over to the Side of the Desk, while Woody sneaks over to RC's Remote, waking him up, and aiming him directly at Buzz]
Buzz : I don't see anything!
Woody : Oh he's there, just keep looking.
[Woody sends RC driving towards Buzz. Buzz jumps out of the way, and RC crashes into the pin-up Board in the corner, knocking all the pins down around Buzz. The board crashes down into Andy's Globe, knocking it loose, rolling towards Buzz]
Woody : [Buzz jumps out of the globe's way, onto the Windowsill, but the Globe strikes Andy's Folding-Arm Desk Lamp. It spins over Woody, who ducks out of the way, and hits Buzz, sending him flying out the window]
Woody : Buzz!
[Buzz flies into the Bushes nearby and disappears]
Slinky Dog : [the Rest of Andy's Toys gather round] I don't see him in the driveway. I think he bounced into Sid's Yard.
[Woody gulps and backs away from the window after what happened]
Mr. Potato Head : [Noticing Woody calling from Sid's house] Son of a building block!It's Woody!
Hamm : He's in the psycho's bedroom!
Bo Peep : Woody?
Woody : Boy, am I glad to see you guys!
Slinky Dog : I knew you'd come back!
Bo Peep : What are you doing over there?
Woody : It's a long story, I'll explain later. Here! Catch this!
[Woody throws a String of Christmas Lights across to Andy's Window, which Slinky grabs successfully]
Slinky Dog : I got it!
Woody : Good going Slink! Now tie it onto something!
Mr. Potato Head : Wait, I have a better idea! How about we don't?
[Snatches the lights off Slinky]
Slinky Dog : Hey!
Bo Peep : Potato Head!
Mr. Potato Head : Did you all take those Stupid Pills this morning? Have you forgotten what he did to Buzz?
[the other toys shake their head]
Mr. Potato Head : And now you wanna let him back over here?
Woody : No, no. You got it all wrong Potato Head. Buzz is right here. He's with me.
Woody : [Calling to Buzz] Buzz, come over here and tell the nice toy's that you're not dead!
[Buzz sits on the floor of Sid's Room, peeling off the sticker of his wrist communicator]
Woody : Just a sec.
Woody : [Walks back into Sid's Room and calls over to Buzz] Buzz, will you get up here and gimme a hand?
[Buzz throws his broken-off arm to Woody]
Woody : Ha-ha, ha-ha. That's real funny. THIS IS SERIOUS!
Slinky Dog : [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby] Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.
Rex : What is it Boy?
R.C. the Race Car : [RC Whirrs his wheels]
Mr. Potato Head : He says that this is *no* accident!
Bo Peep : What do you mean?
Mr. Potato Head : I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
[the toys all stare at Woody in shock]
Woody : Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
Mr. Potato Head : That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you Backstabbing murderer!
Woody : Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.
Slinky Dog : We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Rex : [Nervously] Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!
Mr. Potato Head : Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?
Hamm : I don't think we should give him the chance.
[watching guests arrive for Andy's party]
Rex : Any dinosaur-shaped ones?
Hamm : Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.
Rex : They're getting bigger...
Slinky Dog : Wait, there's a nice little one over there.
[boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying]
Woody : Hey uh, Slinky?
Slinky Dog : [with a checker board] Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
Woody : No, Slink...
Slinky Dog : All right, you can be red if you want.
Woody : Not now, Slink. I've got some bad news.
Slinky Dog : [shouts] Bad news?
Woody : Shhh!
[all the toys freeze]
Woody : Gather everyone for a staff meeting and be happy.
Slinky Dog : Got it.
[walks away slowly with his head down]
Woody : Be happy!
Slinky Dog : [laughs hysterically]
Slinky Dog : Woody? Where'd you go?
Mr. Potato Head : He's lying, Buzz ain't there.
[Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys]
Woody : Oh hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there.
Woody : [Intimidating Buzz' voice] Oh hi, how you doing?
[the other toys from Andy's Room stare at Woody confused]
Woody : You guys won't believe this, but Buzz and I are friends now.
Woody : [Imitating Buzz] You bet. To infinity and beyond!
Woody : Gimme five!
[Hi fives Buzz' severed arm and chuckles without the others knowing, as they look in amazement]
Rex : Hey look, it is Buzz!
Slinky Dog : I knew you were right all along Woody! I never doubted you for a second.
[to Mr. Potato Head]
Slinky Dog : Now gimme back the lights so we can help the two over here.
Slinky Dog : [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet] It's too short. We need more monkeys!
Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
[tosses to barrel aside, then calls down]
Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!
Rex : Where could he be?