Toy Story (1995) Poster

(1995)

Wallace Shawn: Rex

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  • Rex : Mr. Lightyear, now I'm curious... what does a space ranger actually do?

    Woody : He's not a space ran-*ger*! He doesn't fight evil or, or... shoot lasers or fly.

    Buzz : Excuse me.

    Buzz : [Buzz deploys his wings; all exclaim in excitement] 

    Hamm : Wow. Impressive wingspan. Very good.

    Woody : Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly.

    Buzz : They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I *can* fly.

    Woody : No, you can't.

    Buzz : [scoffs]  Yes, I can.

    Woody : Can't.

    Buzz : Can.

    Woody : Can't, can't, ca-an't!

    Buzz : I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!

    Woody : Okay, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.

    Buzz : All right then, I will.

  • Buzz : What's going on?

    Woody : Nothing that concerns you space man, just us toys.

    Buzz : I'd better have a look anyway.

    [he looks through Lenny the binoculars] 

    Buzz : Why is that soldier strapped to an explosive device?

    Woody : [moves Lenny]  That's why. Sid.

    Buzz : [seeing a dog]  Sure is a hairy fella...

    Woody : [re-moving the binoculars]  No, no, that's Scud, you idiot. *That* is Sid.

    Buzz : [Sid is laughing maniacally]  You mean that happy child?

    Mr. Potato Head : That ain't no happy child!

    Rex : He tortures toys - just for fun!

  • Mr. Potato Head : Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

    Rex : And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

  • Slinky Dog : [after Buzz gets knocked out the window and lands into the bushes nearby]  Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something.

    Rex : What is it Boy?

    R.C. the Race Car : [RC Whirrs his wheels] 

    Mr. Potato Head : He says that this is *no* accident!

    Bo Peep : What do you mean?

    Mr. Potato Head : I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!

    [the toys all stare at Woody in shock] 

    Woody : Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?

    Mr. Potato Head : That's Mr. Potato Head to *you* you Backstabbing murderer!

    Woody : Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me.

    Slinky Dog : We believe ya, Woody. Right, Rex?

    Rex : [Nervously]  Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations!

    Mr. Potato Head : Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz might be Andy's *new* favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with *me* more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me out the window too?

    Hamm : I don't think we should give him the chance.

  • [watching guests arrive for Andy's party] 

    Rex : Any dinosaur-shaped ones?

    Hamm : Oh, for crying out loud, they're all in *boxes*, you idiot.

    Rex : They're getting bigger...

    Slinky Dog : Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

    [boy turns around, revealing the full length of the box he's carrying] 

    Rex , Hamm , Slinky Dog : AAAAAHH!

  • Rex : What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

  • Woody : Hey! Who moved my doodle pad way over here?

    Rex : [jumps in front of Woody]  ROAR!

    Woody : Hey, how ya doin', Rex.

    Rex : [stops roaring]  Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

    Woody : I was close to being scared that time.

    Rex : I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it! I'm think I'm just coming off as annoying.

  • Mr. Potato Head : [From in the Cardboard box they'd been placed in for Moving]  How did I get stuck with *you* as a moving buddy?

    Rex : Everyone else was picked.

  • Sergeant : [he can't see what Andy is holding up]  It's a...

    Rex : It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?

    [Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out] 

    Rex : Oh, no!

    Mr. Potato Head : Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

    Hamm : Way to go, Rex!

    [moves forward] 

    Woody : [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy]  No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!

    Hamm : He's putting them in backward!

    [to Mr. Potato Head] 

    Hamm : Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!

    Woody : PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!

    [jumps down] 

    Sergeant : [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor]  Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

    [Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up] 

    Sergeant : ...juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!

    Woody : ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!

    [mayhem breaks out] 

    Mr. Potato Head : [in a panic]  Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

  • Woody : [while everyone else is scared by the long, thin present one of Andy's guests is bringing]  Al lright, all right! If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

    Rex : [yells]  Yes, yes! We promise!

    Woody : Okay! Save your batteries.

  • Slinky Dog : Woody? Where'd you go?

    Mr. Potato Head : He's lying, Buzz ain't there.

    [Woody returns with Buzz' detached arm, hiding it slightly from the other toys] 

    Woody : Oh hi Buzz. Why don't you say hello to the guys over there.

    Woody : [Intimidating Buzz' voice]  Oh hi, how you doing?

    [the other toys from Andy's Room stare at Woody confused] 

    Woody : You guys won't believe this, but Buzz and I are friends now.

    Woody : [Imitating Buzz]  You bet. To infinity and beyond!

    Woody : Gimme five!

    [Hi fives Buzz' severed arm and chuckles without the others knowing, as they look in amazement] 

    Rex : Hey look, it is Buzz!

    Slinky Dog : I knew you were right all along Woody! I never doubted you for a second.

    [to Mr. Potato Head] 

    Slinky Dog : Now gimme back the lights so we can help the two over here.

  • Buzz : I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

    Rex : [shaking Buzz's hand]  Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!

  • Lenny the Binoculars : Look. There's Woody and Buzz riding RC.

    [Barbie hold up Lenny and spots Woody and Buzz approaching the Van] 

    Bo Peep : It is Buzz! Woody was telling the truth!

    Rex : Great! Now I have guilt!

    Slinky Dog : I knew he was right all along!

  • Buzz : [lands on the bed after his lucky acrobatic maneuver]  Can!

    Rex : [the toys applaud and whistle]  Whoooa! Oh wow, you flew magnificently!

    Bo Peep : I've found my moving buddy!

    Buzz : [proudly]  Thank... th-thank you all, thank you!

    Woody : That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!

  • Woody : Has everybody picked a moving buddy?

    Hamm : Moving buddy? You can't be serious!

    Rex : I didn't know we were supposed to have one already!

    Mr. Potato Head : [holding his left arm in his right hand]  Do we have to hold hands?

    [All laugh] 

  • Slinky Dog : It's Sid!

    Rex : I thought he was at summer camp!

    Hamm : They must've kicked him out early this year.

    Rex : Oh no, not Sid!

  • Slinky Dog : [while the toys try to extend a chain of toy monkeys to Buzz, who's fallen in the bushes, but catches up to Andy, his mom, and Woody, who are driving to Pizza Planet]  It's too short. We need more monkeys!

    Rex : There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!

    [tosses to barrel aside, then calls down] 

    Rex : Buzz, the monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan, so stay calm!

    [sadly] 

    Rex : Where could he be?

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